Mick & Mack sɛ Global Gladiators yɛ saa weirdly charming SEGA Master System platformers a ɔkwan bi so no ɛma nkwagye a ɛwɔ nneɛma a atwa yɛn ho ahyia no te nka sɛ ɛyɛ atiridii ho dae a ɛyɛ ntɛm. Wobɔ sɛ saa mmofra baanu yi (anaasɛ ebia wɔyɛ ahɔho? Nokwarem no, na manual no mu nna hɔ) blasting mutant burgers ne soda cans a wɔde squirt gun a ɛtow... cleaning fluid? Ɛyɛ nwonwa wɔ ɔkwan a eye sen biara so.

Ɔfã a edi kan no tow wo kɔ mu pɛɛ —kɔla a ɛyɛ hyew, nnwom a ɛrehuruhuruw, ne atamfo a ɛte sɛ nea woguan fii McDonald dae bɔne bi mu. Nneɛma a wɔde di dwuma no gye sekan biako ansa na ayɛ wo su (saa nsu a wɔde tow tuo no wɔ arc bi a ɛyɛ nwonwa wɔ ho), nanso sɛ ɛkyere pɛ a, wobɛbɔ ricocheting shots afi afasu ho de ayi fries ne nan. Afã horow bi wɔ saa gimmick a ɛyɛ nwini yi a wotra bubbles so, na afoforo nso ma wo platform wɔ junk food wrappers a ɛsensɛn nsu so no so. Ɛwɔ saa classic "tough but fair" vibe a wobɛwu pii mfiase no, afei mpofirim ara hu sɛ worebɔ mframa afa afã horow a asɛe wo kan no mu.

Nokwarem no, anigye no fã yɛ ɔtamfo a ɔyɛ fɛwdi a wɔbɛtow agu wo so akyi no ara kwa —ɔhonhonsɛmdi akraman a wɔwɔ adwene? Nufusu a wɔnantew? Yeah, ɛyɛ saa game no. Sɛ wowɔ retro platformers a wowɔ nipasu mu a, eyi yɛ blast.