Man, International Superstar Soccer Deluxe a ɛwɔ Genesis so no yɛ 90s bɔɔlbɔ ho akɔnnɔ a ɛho tew. Pixelated players no wɔ saa weirdly abotɔyam chunky animation bere a wɔtwe tackle, na nnipadɔm dede bi da so ara nya me hyped mpo sɛ ɛyɛ looped roar kɛkɛ. Ade a edi kan a wobɛhyɛ no nsow? Nneɛma a wɔde di dwuma no yɛ nkwaseasɛm a ɛyɛ mmerɛw —pass, shoot, sprint —nanso luck ankasa stringing to together a decent play against the AI. Wɔbɛwia bɔɔl no te sɛ nea ɛyɛ ankorankoro.

Brazil a wɔbɛpaw no yɛ ɔkwan titiriw a ɛyɛ mmerɛw (saa mfinimfini no mu apaapae), nanso anigye no fã rebɔ mmɔden sɛ wobedi nkonim wɔ akuw a wɔyɛ mmerɛw mu. Nkyerɛkyerɛmu no mu abubu a ɛyɛ serew —wo ɔbɔfo no bɛbɔ bɔɔl no mu ayɛ no row z na ɔdawurubɔfo no teɛm sɛ “what a shot!” Te sɛ nea na ɛnyɛ asiane koraa. Nanso, biribi wɔ Janky physics no ho a ɛma te nka sɛ botae biara anya. Just don’t get me started on the refs a wobu ani gu fouls a ɛda adi pefee so.

Sɛ woanya buddy a, abien-player matches no sian kɔ chaos real quick. Slide tackles baabiara, offsides a enni awiei, ne anyɛ yiye koraa no akyinnyegye biako a ɛfa sɛ ebia saa botae a etwa to no twaa line no ankasa anaa. Ɛyɛ aged weirdly yiye ma Genesis agumadi agoru. Menus no nyinaa yɛ primary colors a ɛhyerɛn na saa tinic victory music no wɔ nkonimdi akyi? Chef no atuu.