Man, FA Premier League nsoromma 2001 wɔ Game Boy Color so de me kɔ. Pixelated kits, chunky player sprites —ɛwɔ saa 2000 mfe no mfiase bɔɔlbɔ charm no. Wopaw wo squad fi ankasa Premier League akuw (wiɛ, bɛn sɛnea tumi krataa ma kwan ma saa bere no), na mpofirim ara wo fifiri wɔ sɛ ebia wo nan bɛkyɛ anaasɛ wobɛbɔ mmɔden dribbling atwam defenders ne saa weird diagonal movement.

Nhyiam ahorow no te nka sɛ ɛyɛ mmerɛw wɔ ɔkwan a eye sen biara so —slide tackles fly in, goalkeepers wɔ saa hilarious flailing animations no, na nkyerɛkyerɛmu no yɛ text kɛkɛ a ɛrepuepue, nanso ɔkwan bi so no ɛyɛ adwuma. Bere a edi kan a midii agoru no, midii nkogu 3-0 efisɛ mekɔɔ so bɔɔ mmɔden fancy through balls mmom sen sɛ mɛtwa kɛkɛ. Asuade a wonya fi mu.

Ɛnyɛ FIFA, nanso ɛno ne asɛm no. Eyi yɛ kronkron, janky retro bɔɔlbɔ wɔ baabi a anigye no yɛ wɔ mastering quirks. Da so ara kura mu sɛ wututu sukuu dedaw mu agumadi agodie a.