Man, Aoki Densetsu Shoot de me san kɔ —na saa agodie abarimaa bɔɔlbɔ agoru yi wɔ saa afrafra a ɛyɛ pɛpɛɛpɛ a ɛyɛ mmerɛw ne ahoɔden a ɛyɛ pɛ biako pɛ. Wo fi ase paw wo kuw no (me ne blue kits no kɔe bere nyinaa esiane biribi nti), na wɔ seconds mu no wowɔ match dedaw a saa classic chiptune crowd noise dede a ɛrehuru wɔ akyi no.

Nneɛma a wɔde di dwuma no yɛ tẽẽ —twa, tow tuo, mmirikatu —nanso saa mu duru a ɛyɛ nwonwa a ɛma abotɔyam yi wɔ hɔ ma agodifo no kankan. Te sɛ, bere a wode nnadewa bɔ pass tenten bi na wo forward no yɛ nea ɛkame ayɛ sɛ tap no wɔ mu kɛkɛ? Chef no atuu. Pixel animations ma slide tackles ne goal afahyɛ ahorow yɛ hilariously dramatic nso.

Ɛnyɛ FIFA, nanso ɛno ne afɛfɛde no. Nkonimdi yɛ ntɛm, basabasayɛ, na ɛtɔ mmere bi a bɔɔl no abɔde mu nneɛma kɔ pinball mode a edi mũ. Me dii nkogu wɔ agodie kakraa bi mu wɔ absolute nonsense rebounds na m’ani gyee sekan biara ho. Sɛ wo dig retro sports games ne nipasu a, eyi de no anya no wɔ spades mu.