Alright, so you pick your coach first—SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, or Squidward—and honestly, I went with Squidward because, well, mood. Then you get to trick out your snail in the garage, which is way more fun than it sounds. Naming mine "Gary 2.0" felt like a power move.

The races are pure chaos in the best way. You're hammering the arrow keys like your life depends on it, trying to time jumps and boosts while your snail wobbles all over the track. The Chum Bucket Cup is a decent warm-up, but the Titan Cup? That’s where things get properly ridiculous. Just don’t blame me when you lose to a snail named "Slimy Overlord."

It’s stupidly simple but weirdly addictive. You’ll be yelling at your screen by race three.