SpongeBob: Slime Rally is exactly what it sounds like—a goofy, slime-slicked kart racer where you get to hurl SpongeBob, Patrick, or whoever else around chaotic Bikini Bottom tracks. The controls are simple (slide, boost, dodge), but the real fun comes from the sheer chaos of racing on literal slime—you’ll fishtail around corners, bounce off jellyfish, and spam power-ups like a maniac.

I picked Sandy first because, well, rocket-powered acorns, but honestly, Squidward’s hoverboard feels way smoother once you get the hang of drifting. The tracks are packed with little Nickelodeon references too—watch out for the Krusty Krab shortcuts or the random anchovies dropping obstacles. It’s silly, fast, and just messy enough to feel like a proper SpongeBob spin-off.

Perfect for killing 10 minutes or accidentally getting sucked into a full tournament with the AI.