Alright, so here's the deal with SpongeBob Games: River Rangers—you hop on this wild river ride through Forgotten Island as SpongeBob, blasting drones with some kind of water cannon thing. It's chaotic in the best way—drones keep popping up, and you gotta shoot 'em fast to keep your raft moving. Miss too many, and you're stuck.

The controls are simple—just aim and fire—but the drones come at you from all angles, so it gets pretty frantic. Every hit gives you points, and those points turn into tickets you can cash in at the gift shop for... well, I won't spoil it, but let's just say there's some goofy SpongeBob stuff in there.

It's one of those games where you think "just one more run" and suddenly you've been at it for 20 minutes. The music's upbeat, the colors are bright, and yeah, it's exactly as silly as you'd expect from a SpongeBob raft-shooter.